1. One Word-HORDE.
2. Two Words Key Boards.
3. Solos are not allowed, unless you are Antestor.
4. Just because you wear corpse paint doesn’t mean you are a Satanist.
5. Listening to Atmospheric Black Metal is not necessarily gay.
6. Don’t be gay (the Bible forbids it).
7. Necro actually means alive..........
8. Ignore the contradiction of the above rule.
9. Anything that is not unblack metal is metalcore.
10. Anything that is all clean singing is emo.
11. Remember that Black Metal can still be Christian, as long as it is referred to as unblack.
12. Unblack-A state of being not black, or metal that is not black metal.
13. Ignore the above contradictions.
14. Remember, even though your music is meant to minister to
non-believers, such non-believers must be in fact kvlt enough to obtain
it.
15. Be sure to hide your Zao and Norma Jean albums when your friends come over.
16. Your copy of Hellig Usvart must be locked in its fireproof box at all times.
17. Nobody even THOUGHT about Unblack metal before Horde, unless you
are Vomoth or Beheadeth.(but they really don’t count now do they?)
18. Another word-Nordic.
19. Keyboard drums are not necessarily gay.
20. Before objecting to rule 17, remember that Antestor's first CD was actually doom.
21. You don’t listen to doom.
22. Remember, Horde actually has really good production if you really think about it...
23. Remember that without Stryper there would be no unblack.
24. Stryper is not necessarily gay.
25. Don’t let your friends catch you listening to Stryper.
26. Remember, your albums must be released by only the following
companies Momentum Scandanvia, Endtime Productions, and Fear Dark
records.
27. If from Fear Dark, remember that you have no Christian influences
in yourmusic as a matter of fact you have no idea what your pre Fear
Dark albums were about.
28. Your albums must be exclusively sold through www.nordicmission.net, www.blastbeats.com, and www.soundmass.com.
29. Start your own unblack e zine.
30. Start your own unblack radio show.
31. Start your own unblack messageboard.
32. Never post on your messageboard.
33. Never offer any website translation.
34. Take four years to record your first album, ship it to Christian
distros, get a record deal, and then follow up by losing the lyrics to
the album.
35. If rule 34 is you, don’t worry everyone knows that you have God
praising lyrics, despite nobody being able to actually hear them on the
album.
36. Death metal is last weeks’ news.
37. If you have not received death threats, you are not unblack.
38. If you are unable to show that your biggest influence is Horde
through your music, be sure to make your song titles lyrics from Horde
songs.
39. Your still waiting for the next Horde album.
40. Your still waiting for the next Lengsel album.
41. No death metal influences are allowed, unless you are Crimson Moonlight.
42. You make sure to send your $7 in cash in the mail in order to buy all the newest unblack demos.
43. Be sure to listen to these demos exactly never.
44. Calling yourself white metal isn’t necessarily gay.
45. Unblack metal and White metal are not the same thing unless you think they are.
46. If you still don’t have your own copy of US White Metal Assualt, your not unblack.
47. Remember that Chrisitanity is all about killing evil and has nothing to do with love.
48. Be sure to correct anyone who mistakes you for a pagan.
49. If you have a full band together, make sure every member has at least two one man unblack projects.
50. Remember, calling your band Goaticide is not necessarily gay.
51. You love atmospheric bands with tons of clean singing and keys.
52. You completely contradict yourself by hating power metal bands.
53. You are currently listening to US White Metal Assualt.
54. You are a regular on the Centurion Outpost message board.
55. Doom influences are not allowed in Unblack metal unless you are Antestor or Drottnar.
56. Old Underoath is NOT unblack metal(for more info on this see rule 9).
57. You invert any inverted cross you see laying around.
58. Remember that Folk music was never meant to make anyone happy, but in fact it was meant to be sorrow filled.
59. Absolutely no low end is allowed
60. You don’t actually need a bass player(see rule 59)
61. You Wear corpse paint to church
62. Everyone in your church wears corpse paint
63. You must either be from Norway, Brazil, or USA. Unless you are Horde
64. Seriously if you don’t live in Norway, you need to.
65. Just because Kekal does it, doesn’t mean you should
66. Insist that Unblack metal is musically different than all that "secular junk."
67. Ignore the fact that 99% of your influences are secular.
68. You think Aegonoth is a real band.
69. You think that Grim Scepter of Blood has good production.
70. You intentionally record your music in a different room than the mic.
71. You're forming a search party to locate and kidnap Vardoger.
72. Your a closet David Bowie fan.
73. Anything that cannot be classfied in rules 9 and 10 is Prog Metal.
74. If Dr. Drak's solo album is in your top ten you're not unblack..you're just not.
75. Painting HORDE's logo on your guitar is KVLT and encouraged.
76. If you refer to Jayson Sherlock as the king of unBlack.....you might be KVLT.
77. Armageddon Holocaust is not the defining kvlt album.........Hellig Usvart is!
78. Being necro does not mean eating your pets, your neighbors pets or your neighborhood's pets.
79. The lyrics really only need two words: God Rules.
80. Necro actually means alive so remember to ignore that contradiction.
81. If you don't own a BC RICH Warlock....you're not Unblack, you're hardcore or death metal (see rule 9 for more info).
82. Soup is not Unblack.
83. Coffee and Espresso are not Unblack.
84. Sandals are so gay that being seen in them warrants excommunication from all things unblack!
85. Always assume a name that even you cannot pronounce. One like
"Elsiphouis Grasshinderer" and pronounce it "El Hideous Grashiner."
86. Unblack logos must never be able to be read.
87. When deciding on a band name you must always find one difficult to
pronounce. The harder the word is to say in english the better!
88. A White guitar is okay.if you're in Antestor or Drottnar.
89. Three Words: Lose The Chaps.
90. Meat and Potatoes are acceptable means of fueling you're unblack machine.
91. If you can't understand it at all..........it's probably not music and therefore UnBlack.
92. Dissonance and UnBlack are the same, any relation to melody is not Unblack unless you're in Crimson Moonlight.
93. If you call yourself "thrashters of euphoric goatacide" expect to be ridiculed for it.
94. Everyone knows who your favorite bands are by reading your own rules about unblack metal.
95. You scream Horde before every show at the top of your lungs and make sure everyone within fifty feet notices.
96. You made a list of 101 rules of unblack metal.
97. you're so unBlack your car has a sticker of a corpse peeing on Korn.
98. you have Kvlt tattooed in Hebrew on your forearm.
99. If you think the Transfigural Form track "revenge" is UnBlack, you're mistaken...even Pope says it isn't.
100. You are a member of Kvlt of Necros.
101. You are extremely offended by the above hundred rules.
Demon Forces
They must bow
Saints of God arise
And kill deprivation
Evil bondage
Will not claim the church of Christ
Brutal warfare
Brutal warfare
Pain and torment
Cast from below
Stand strong with God's armour on
Inflicted with hate
Spiritual war
Christ's the victor know this well
Put on the full armour of God
Stand against the devil
We are not fighting men
But evil forces of a dark age
Rotting minds
Avenge yourselves
Submit to God outwitting Hell
Intense offense
Awesome victory
Bludgeon to death bondages
Belt of truth around waist
Righteousness your breastplate
Gospel of peace on your feet
The shield of faith and sword of God
I can't believe the news today Oh, I can't close my eyes And make it go away How long... How long must we sing this song? How long? How long... 'cause tonight...we can be as one Tonight...
Broken bottles under children's feet Bodies strewn across the dead end street But I won't heed the battle call It puts my back up Puts my back up against the wall
And the battle's just begun There's many lost, but tell me who has won The trench is dug within our hearts And mothers, children, brothers, sisters Torn apart
Sunday, Bloody Sunday Sunday, Bloody Sunday
How long... How long must we sing this song? How long? How long... 'cause tonight...we can be as one Tonight...tonight...
Sunday, Bloody Sunday Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Wipe the tears from your eyes Wipe your tears away Oh, wipe your tears away Oh, wipe your tears away (Sunday, Bloody Sunday) Oh, wipe your blood shot eyes (Sunday, Bloody Sunday)
Inside this fantasy It seems so real to me Synthetic ecstasy, when her legs are open True Love behind a wall Where men and angels fall A fading memory, when my mind is frozen
I can see a frozen point in time Where her figure still awaits Tongue of fire tracing lips outline Where frozen breath originates
With one motion of her waiting eyes She strips everything away This one moment is intensified And colors all fade to grey
I am in the only place that i want to be Though we know that it ends eventually But it's alright because right now we're frozen
"I want to forget mistakes they've helped me make It's better to be broken than to break"
With one motion of her wanting mind The real world begins to fade And all the hateful things I have become Temporarily go away
When my mind's frozen:
I'll take you anwhere you want to go Far from anything that feels like home (let's go) You are anyone I want to be (it's here and now, and now it's only you and me)
It's never enough (mmm that's true) I want to stay here (yeah, and I do too) Breakin' it down (takin' it down) With smell (smell), touch (touch), taste (taste), sight (sight), and sound (sound)
How long will I be here without you near because I'm so cold Break them first or I'll get broken is not what I was told, now I'm so cold I'm so cold So cold
I am the War Club The weapon for battle I shatter nations I destroy kingdoms I shatter horse and rider Chariot and driver I shatter man and woman I shatter boy and maiden
I come with a destroyer And you will be shattered! As in the days of Midian’s defeat You will be shattered! Stand with the gods of Marduk And you will be shattered! Devise your strategies And you will be shattered!
Lift up the banner Sound the trumpet Prepare for battle For I come like a locust swarm You will become A heap of ruins A haunt for jackals The object of horror and scorn
I come with a destroyer And you will be shattered! As in the days of Midian’s defeat You will be shattered! Stand with the gods of Marduk And you will be shattered! Devise your strategies And you will be shattered!
By Azahel, by Sebat By Adonijah, by Qoheleth How broken and shattered Is the hammer of the earth! How broken and shattered Is the hammer of the earth!
Baal and Anubis, Belial and Osiris Molech and Lillith, Odin and Ounis I will throw you away Like a menstrual rag You are nothing more Than menstrual blood!
Like whirlwinds sweeping The invader comes From a land of terror My way is a whirlwind and storm Silent! You Madmen! I pile your corpses On the lifeless forms Of your worthless gods!
I come with a destroyer And you will be shattered! As in the days of Midian’s defeat You will be shattered! Stand with the gods of Marduk And you will be shattered! Devise your strategies And you will be shattered!
